Piffle & Twaddle
New poster for the film out. Photo by meeeee

New poster for the film out. Photo by meeeee

johnskylar:

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Do you hate what’s going on in Gaza right now as much as I do?

Let’s not compare.

Unless you’re there or you have relatives there—in which case, my heart goes out to you. The main point is, I really hate the situation in Gaza. I hate the violence, I hate the terrorism, I…

katou:

Texts from Lwaxana Troi

katou:

Texts from Lwaxana Troi

corsairsatellite:

Data: May I ask a personal favour?
Worf: Yes.

Daaaw! I love Spot.

xen0phile:

note0157h7:

xen0phile:

xen0phile:

note0157h7:

wornoldhat:

So I saw The Room.

I think that The Room is simultaneously off-putting and compelling because it’s basically a large collection of completely-unnatural behavior. Nobody interacts with anything or anyone else in a way that humans would reasonably be expected to. It plunges the whole thing right into the Uncanny Valley. It’s like watching badly-programmed robot infiltrators try to act like people and failing absolutely.
…Robot infiltrators trying to have sex and failing absolutely.

Dammit, now I need to watch it.

What the hell—15 minutes in, the movie has the feel of a porn video, somehow.

It’s like shitty cable porn but ten times slower, a hundred times less hot and a thousand times less coherent.

Yeah. Those sex scenes were damn tedious.

Apparently the cast were really creeped out by the sex scenes.

xen0phile:

note0157h7:

xen0phile:

xen0phile:

note0157h7:

wornoldhat:

So I saw The Room.

I think that The Room is simultaneously off-putting and compelling because it’s basically a large collection of completely-unnatural behavior. Nobody interacts with anything or anyone else in a way that humans would reasonably be expected to. It plunges the whole thing right into the Uncanny Valley. It’s like watching badly-programmed robot infiltrators try to act like people and failing absolutely.

…Robot infiltrators trying to have sex and failing absolutely.

Dammit, now I need to watch it.

What the hell—15 minutes in, the movie has the feel of a porn video, somehow.

It’s like shitty cable porn but ten times slower, a hundred times less hot and a thousand times less coherent.

Yeah. Those sex scenes were damn tedious.

Apparently the cast were really creeped out by the sex scenes.

wolvensnothere:

crabkiddd:

teratocybernetics:

carnivaloftherandom:

minim-calibre:

weareallmedie:

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

cosmictuesdays:

camwyn:

shitifindon:

loki-of-sassgaard:

The Amazing Spider-man 2. I’m either dead, or in a world of manpain.

Maleficent.
As long as I get to make different choices from Maleficent, I’m pretty okay with this… XD

Snowpiercer.

Romancing the Stone.
So the answer is, not in the least.

Jaws.
So, as long as I don’t swim in the ocean, which I don’t like to anyway, or take a crappy little boat, I should be okay.

How to Train Your Dragon.…Fuck me, I’m probably the damn dragon.

…
You know, if I hadn’t done a movie marathon yesterday, the answer would be so, so different. If I’d done it in a different order, same.
However, I did, and I did it in the order I did, so the answer is What’s Your Number, and apparently, pretty thoroughly, frequently, and enjoyably.
(The other three movies I’ve seen this week were CATWS, The Losers, and Hausu.)
(In that order.)

Begin Again. AHHAHAHAHAHA. IF ONLY.

Snowpiercer. I’m boned. But so is everyone.

I can’t remember right now if I’ve seen Snowpiercer or Captain America 2 more recently, but either way I’m probably fucked

Snowpiercer and Chronicle. Everyone is fucked, everyone is saved, I am the Tetsuo of this train.

OH GOD I WATCHED THE ROOM

wolvensnothere:

crabkiddd:

teratocybernetics:

carnivaloftherandom:

minim-calibre:

weareallmedie:

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

cosmictuesdays:

camwyn:

shitifindon:

loki-of-sassgaard:

The Amazing Spider-man 2. I’m either dead, or in a world of manpain.

Maleficent.

As long as I get to make different choices from Maleficent, I’m pretty okay with this… XD

Snowpiercer.

Romancing the Stone.

So the answer is, not in the least.

Jaws.

So, as long as I don’t swim in the ocean, which I don’t like to anyway, or take a crappy little boat, I should be okay.

How to Train Your Dragon.



Fuck me, I’m probably the damn dragon.

You know, if I hadn’t done a movie marathon yesterday, the answer would be so, so different. If I’d done it in a different order, same.

However, I did, and I did it in the order I did, so the answer is What’s Your Number, and apparently, pretty thoroughly, frequently, and enjoyably.

(The other three movies I’ve seen this week were CATWS, The Losers, and Hausu.)

(In that order.)

Begin Again. AHHAHAHAHAHA. IF ONLY.

Snowpiercer. I’m boned. But so is everyone.

I can’t remember right now if I’ve seen Snowpiercer or Captain America 2 more recently, but either way I’m probably fucked

Snowpiercer and Chronicle. Everyone is fucked, everyone is saved, I am the Tetsuo of this train.

OH GOD I WATCHED THE ROOM

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

note0157h7:

wornoldhat:

So I saw The Room.

I think that The Room is simultaneously off-putting and compelling because it’s basically a large collection of completely-unnatural behavior. Nobody interacts with anything or anyone else in a way that humans would reasonably be expected to. It plunges the whole thing right into the Uncanny Valley. It’s like watching badly-programmed robot infiltrators try to act like people and failing absolutely.
…Robot infiltrators trying to have sex and failing absolutely.

It’s like being in an alien simulation of earth running at minimum capacity."Welcome to…Earth Television. Here is…uh…Human Show."

note0157h7:

wornoldhat:

So I saw The Room.

I think that The Room is simultaneously off-putting and compelling because it’s basically a large collection of completely-unnatural behavior. Nobody interacts with anything or anyone else in a way that humans would reasonably be expected to. It plunges the whole thing right into the Uncanny Valley. It’s like watching badly-programmed robot infiltrators try to act like people and failing absolutely.

…Robot infiltrators trying to have sex and failing absolutely.

It’s like being in an alien simulation of earth running at minimum capacity.

"Welcome to…Earth Television. Here is…uh…Human Show."

So I saw The Room.

So I saw The Room.