Good news! Found the perfect place for my gnome! In your nightmares!
Consider this a writing contest of sorts.
I bought a gnome for my garden. He looks very creepy, but I love him all the same.
But he needs a name and a backstory. And I want to tap in to the minds here. So create a name and backstory for this little guy. The winner gets…um…well their name and story used on my gnome, it’s past officially told to all who will listen.
Winners are chosen on how much the story amuses me.
Either dm me on here with your story or email me at wornoldhat@gmail.com
GO!








